Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Any Way Works

9 Most Popular Ways To Eat A Cupcake

From the Dumb & Ridiculous to the Hacked & Mind-blown

#9 ~ The "Dainty" Eater

Sometimes I want to smack a person.
Especially when I see them eating a cupcake
with a fork. I mean come on.
There is no need for that nonsense.

 

#8 ~ The "Nibble" Eater


You've seen this person.
They don't want frosting on their face.
People may look at them funny.
Guess what, you look ridiculous eating like that.
Stop It! Right Now!

#7 ~ The "Lady and the Tramp" Eater


"I just want a bite of the cupcake, will you share?"
WHAT...?
Hell No...
 I want my own and then maybe another.

#6 ~ The "No Hands" Eater


Some people just can't help themselves.
Who can blame them.
Smashing your face into a plate of cupcakes just feels good sometimes.

 

#5 ~ The "Icing Hog" Eater


I mean the icing is the best part.
The cupcake just makes us feel better than digging our finger into a bowl of icing.
Although
there is no shame in licking the accidental icing mess off your fingers. 

 

#4 ~ The "Cat Attack" Eater


That's right...
Even your furry friend will eat these delicious goodies.
They call out to all living things, "Eat Me, Eat Me!"

~ Now I know you want the Top 3, don't ya ~



#3 ~ The "Down to the last crumb" Eater

Oh yeah, I mean EVERY crumb...
...And I thought eating the core of an apple was gross.
*Try it and let me know how it goes. Ha.
*Caution:
I have not a clue what this will do to you.
I am not a doctor!!

#2 ~ The "One and Done" Eater


When in doubt, just shove it all in. 
What could go wrong?...
You should probably have water on hand. Ok.

#1 ~ The "I Invented the Cupcake Sandwich" Eater


Everyone thinks they invented this trick.
I mean come on,
who wouldn't want to take credit for this geniusness?!?!
For real.
It is like the perfect cupcake to icing ratio.
The golden metal of cupcake hacks.

 Now go.... Go eat cupcakes.

Thank you, come again!


  

 


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